May 29, 2018
World Digestive Health Day

BIRTHDAYS

G.K. Chesterton 1874
Bob Hope 1903
John F. Kennedy 1917

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*05/04/18 Harry & Meghan: Royal wedding preview.
05/02/18 Diabetic Living Quarterly: Eat well | be inspired | get moving.
*04/30/18 Easy Weaving with Little Looms: A special issue of Handwoven.
04/30/18 Homes & Estates: Luxury living worldwide.
04/25/18 Westchester: From Today Media.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Weightlessness promotes the formation of kidney stones.
— Wired Special: The New Space Race

The Famous ‘Welcome to FABULOUS Las Vegas’ sign on the south end of the strip reads ‘Drive Carefully Come Back Soon’ on the other side.
— Spring American Road

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

HEY FEVER AT ALL TIME HIGH! It seems no one says, “Hi!” anymore

MAN DRIVING LITTLE RED CORVETTE GETS CAUGHT IN PURPLE RAIN!

MAN WHO GOT FAMOUS SELLING HOT DOGS ELECTED MAYOR OF CHICAGO!

MAN BUYING BURGERS IN DRIVE-THRU ASKS FOR A SALAD FOR HIS BUDDY RIDING SHOTGUN – A 14-FT RETICULATED GIRAFFE!

NEW COOKIES ARE GLUTEN-FREE, DAIRY-FREE, NUT-FREE, SUGAR-FREE & FLAVOR-FREE!

Weekly Words of Wisdom

“Ridiculous” is not a synonym for “appalling”. Look it up if you don’t believe me.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Matt Finnish